Do You Have YakTrax?

It snowed in NYC last night, maybe 3" maybe less, either way it was not a big deal. The point of the story is most of the sidewalks in nyc get cleared pretty quickly, and for the most part people aren't falling all over the place. However, on He's way into work this morning, He did happen to catch a woman wearing a pair of YakTrax over her Hunter Boots. Not just any old YakTrax either but she had on the YakTrax Pro, which apparently will "instantly give you better traction, confidence and safety on packed snow or ice." Want to know what He thinks of Yaktrax and wearing them? F*cking bulsh*t. Walk like a normal person, coils on the bottom of your shoes or boots to help you get better traction is a bunch of bs. Left foot in front of the right, one step at a time, it really isn't science, its walking. But for you who cannot walk like the rest of us and feel you need some sort of cheating advantage walking down the street, YakTrax is there for you.
-He

No way to look good in this....

14+ inches of snow, over 8 foot snow drifts, He doesn't care what you wear on a day like this. No one looks good after this much snow. Oh and the 30 mph winds feel great on the face.
-He

Another Day Another Snow Storm...

Left side of the picture, over the knee furry flat boots. What the f*ck are you thinking. He has already spoken about his hate for over the knee flat boots and how they are the anti-sexy boot. But if you are gonna add some furriness into the top of them and then go and wear them in the snow, you deserve a stupid person and poorly dress person award. Furthermore, it does not help her cause, or his cause, that the pic on the right was the guy she was walking with. That's right folks, for you old enough to know about the Ghostbusters, this guy is wearing a Proton Pack Backpack. Fools.
-He

Its Snowing in NYC....again

Rough trip into work today, since there is snow again falling over NYC. Anyway here is the question He asked himself on the way in, "What is worse, a girl in huge winter boots, or a buy with plastic bags wrapped around and then tucked into his boots?"
-He

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