Showing posts with label Flat Boots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Flat Boots. Show all posts

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Flat Boots Are on the Sh*t List...

The real look He wanted to show you all, He couldn't find a picture of, but when He does He will post. As there can never be too many posts making fun of flats. Anyway, instead of showing you a picture (He searched all of the internet and couldnt find one picture of this crap) of the foolish look, He is going to try and paint you a picture:

The boots the girl would be wearing are the ones above. Every single girl that wears these leather or whatever else material boots that have a little slouch in them, these girls look ridiculous. Is it just He or does it look like they are wearing boots 10 sizes too big, and that they could slip right out of them.

Hopefully by now you get the idea and can think of a place or a person who has worn this look. Well just an FYI flat boots are not He Approved. Not a good option for fall or winter, He even took the time out to search threw a few websites and lucky it looks like most of the stuff being sold this year isn't these horrible "too big flats." Just in case you forgot, He constructed a FbyHe Heel Height-o-Meter for those of you who need pictures to better understand.
-He

Friday, March 11, 2011

Another Day Another Snow Storm...

Left side of the picture, over the knee furry flat boots. What the f*ck are you thinking. He has already spoken about his hate for over the knee flat boots and how they are the anti-sexy boot. But if you are gonna add some furriness into the top of them and then go and wear them in the snow, you deserve a stupid person and poorly dress person award. Furthermore, it does not help her cause, or his cause, that the pic on the right was the guy she was walking with. That's right folks, for you old enough to know about the Ghostbusters, this guy is wearing a Proton Pack Backpack. Fools.
-He

How High Should the Socks Show?

How much sock should actually be showing above a boot? He is thinking anything more then 3" of sock showing and you are starting to get into too much sock territory. This picture is borderline, but for the most part He would suggest just showing 1-2" of sock at the most.

Honestly, between all this snow, traveling and it being fcking 10 degrees outside, He is a little low on pictures these days. If you got anything He worthy send it to Fashionbyhe@gmail.com
-He

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Horseback Riding on a Monday...

Is she going horse back riding? Not sure He understands this outfit...care to explain yourself?
-He

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