UPDATE: He Doesn't Care How Much Snow There is...

He doesn't care if its the biggest snow storm of your life or just a flurry, there is absolutely no place on earth or anything called a "Snowjogger" aka "Big Foot" (not a name He made up). These things are like snow moon boots, and no one better be wearing moon boots either. Yea, yea, He gets it some of you will wear anything if its pink, but for the love of the ArmHe just say no!
-He

It's a SHEER Invasion...

Sheer is everywhere, and the one person you will not hear complaining is He. It can be a little sheer (pic1-asos) it can be a lot of sheer (pic 2-asos, pic 3-revolve) any sheer is good sheer. Hell summer is almost over get in the sheer while it's still hot enough to wear little to nothing underneath.
-He

Don't forget to Enter the Giveaway, it ends Sunday.

He Warned You About This...

Ya know He is a big ASOS fan, they have at one of great stuff, but in recent weeks they are really messing things up. First it was this Swirl Catsuit then it was the Mini Dress and Puff Bodysuit now He brings you the Evil Twin Prisoner Of Today Crop Cage Top. First off, this is not a crop top. No way, No How. Even the model in the picture doesn't know what kind of facial expression to give. "Am I in a cage?" Should I smile?" If I only had a brain!" Stay away for your own good.
-He